damn, the tip jar is running so dry today (as well...
I woke up and wanted me a Range Rover, so, today ima go get me my Range Rover....– (via cudlife) lmao
every skinny girl at my school: here let me talk about how super fat i am to make all the girls being forced to gain weight feel like shit about themselves
me: hi mum
mum: YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HELP AROUND THE HOUSE I'M WORKING ALL THE TIME AND YOU'RE JUST ON YOUR COMPUTER YOU NEED TO HELP ME LIFE IS HARD RIGHT NOW YOU DISGUST ME YOU'RE NOT MY CHILD ANYMORE WHAT HAVE YOU TURNED INTO IT'S THE INTERNET IT'S CHANGED YOU YOU NEED TO GO OUT MORE WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING ALL I ASK FOR IS SOME RESPECT